'When hell freezes over!'
It's obvious, of course, that this means 'Never!'
Not so fast, my friends. If Dante is right, then the heart of hell is already frozen over, and has been since Satan found himself imprisoned there.
So the next time someone replies to you 'That'll be when hell freezes over,' you can just calmly remind 'em that hell is already frozen over, and so they are without excuse. This will, I'm sure, lead to greater understanding, friendship, and peaceful relations among all people.
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