weather report...

     It's snowing!  In the middle of winter!  In Columbus Ohio! My god it's the end of the world!  Panic!  Stop in the middle of the interstate and cry! ... What?!  Look!  Another weather alert!  O merciful heavens we have weather!  Weather will kill us all!  And I've never seen Barbados, or made love to a woman with red hair!  O regret!  O humanity!