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     So I made spaghetti carbonara for lunch, and yes, I cooked with white wine in the middle of a workday. Even had a small glass. Altogether, it took twenty minutes to cook, forty to eat.

     It's called civilization my friends. You really should try it some time. I could descant on how civilization is a manifestation of our priestly calling as creatures made in the image and likeness of God but hey, you already know all about that.

     By the by, spaghetti carbonara is a peasant concoction, like most great classic dishes. Thus, you can now slide into a fine dining establishment and buy it for up to $30. 

     Mine probably cost about $6. 

     Both are civilized. Think about it.

     Anyway, back to work.