AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

     Good God, the 'Christmas Songs' are here!  Make 'em stop!  I don't want to pretend a Snowman is Parson Brown!  'And don't forget to hang up your sock' - don't play that song! in the name of all that's good and holy don't do it!  Thanksgiving ain't even here, and I've had to endure the ringing of Sleigh Bells in a Land That Is Glistening...the torment! the emptiness!  For the love of...God...save us...