Caesar received his unction yet again the other day.
Seems Beyonce lip-synched the National Anthem. Beyonce did this after showing up late.
This is a scandal.
Now, we elected a moral idiot as to be our Maximum Leader and Drone Warrior, and the inauguration was from what I can tell a mix of insipid moralism and mind-numbing atheism. The Maximum Leader and Drone Warrior mind you handled three Bibles. There was mention of something called God. We like something called God, you see, when we need something to bless us in our stupidity. Beyond that, dear reader, I don't think this God, whatever it is, mattered much to anyone on the Auspicious Day.
No, from what I can tell the unction was provided by Beyonce.
Hence the scandal. A true scandalon is possible only in the precincts of the Sacred. That all attention is focused on Beyonce's turpitude, that it is even imaginable that some might be scandalized by it all, indicates that Beyonce was in that instance the apotropaic manifestation of our autochthonous American Sacred.
And still I cannot bring myself to care.
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