Good evening all. Just trying out this here new Macbook Thingimabob. That's its official name, you know. You have the 'Air', the 'Pro', and the 'Thingimabob'. The later is ridiculously cheap due to an almost complete lack of anything you might want in a laptop.
     And yes, it's still a basic laptop, which is laughable these days I know. Don't you fret none, for soon we'll have a tablet again around these parts, and the Apple Tyranny will be complete.
     Now, if you'll excuse me, the test here is over, and I have to check to see if bots continue to inflate my stats.
     That just sounds so wrong.